Monday, January 31, 2011

Snotmeal

On any flat surface:

Combine several inches of fresh snow with old, compacted snow and frozen water
Run countless vehicles over the mix, taking care to churn it up thoroughly
For a garnish, add stupid, angry drivers




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3 comments:

  1. brother yamJanuary 31, 2011 at 6:13 PM

    ...and a pinch of sand to make sure it never binds and stays the consistency of Bisquick

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  2. KMFebruary 1, 2011 at 10:37 AM

    and whatever snot like lubricant the almighty decided to throw in

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  3. ShaunFebruary 1, 2011 at 7:29 PM

    It's the right thing to do.

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